My girlfriend bought 6 bananas, for 19cents each. 3 were slightly green and 3 were slightly brownish/yellow. For the next few days, I proceeded to eat the slightly green ones. This led to a fight about me not eating the ripe bananas first. It was at that point that I learned, 29 years into my life, that a ripe banana is a yellow/brown banana and a green one is not. The only thing I could think of was to give her 57 cents for the 3 bananas that went bad. She did not accept my offer.
- This is not a wedding site. Or a marriage site. Or a site dealing with any type of engagement scenario. My girlfriend and I just moved in together. We don't share tax benefits. We didn't have a big party. There's no ring on her finger. But we're essentially married... or so it feels.
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Both of you should use the, now over-ripe, bananas to make banana bread together. You both had a part in them being ripe, you both share in using them for something else that is good. Everybody wins.
This will be interesting! I love this.
time to adopt a monkey
This made me laugh.
chuckle!