KJ always asks me advice on what she’s wearing before we go out. “Do these shoes match this top?” “How do these pants look?” “Belt or no belt?” And every time, I literally respond the same way, “I don’t know.” … Continue reading
When KJ and I decided to move in together, we made a deal: One of us pays ¾ rent, the other pays ¼. The same person that pays ¾ rent also pays utilities and 1/2 groceries, while the person who … Continue reading
KJ works out every morning in tight booty shorts, in front of our big dining room windows, for all the world’s dog-walkers to see. In my mind, our neighbors across the street are throwing daily viewing parties of the event. … Continue reading
My girlfriend bought 6 bananas, for 19cents each. 3 were slightly green and 3 were slightly brownish/yellow. For the next few days, I proceeded to eat the slightly green ones. This led to a fight about me not eating the … Continue reading
