Monthly Archives: June 2011

KJ always asks me advice on what she’s wearing before we go out. “Do these shoes match this top?” “How do these pants look?” “Belt or no belt?” And every time, I literally respond the same way, “I don’t know.” … Continue reading →

When KJ and I decided to move in together, we made a deal:  One of us pays ¾ rent, the other pays ¼.  The same person that pays ¾ rent also pays utilities and 1/2 groceries, while the person who … Continue reading →

KJ works out every morning in tight booty shorts, in front of our big dining room windows, for all the world’s dog-walkers to see. In my mind, our neighbors across the street are throwing daily viewing parties of the event. … Continue reading →

My girlfriend bought 6 bananas, for 19cents each.  3 were slightly green and 3 were slightly brownish/yellow.  For the next few days, I proceeded to eat the slightly green ones.  This led to a fight about me not eating the … Continue reading →