Author Archives: CamFay

UPDATE: (of the UPDATE): Green (Lantern) Bananas…

These super freakish, crazy green bananas, are still nowhere close to ripe… the waiting game continues, my friends… the game continues… Advertisements

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UPDATE: Green (Lantern) Bananas…

Apparently KJ raided the prop closet of the new “Green Lantern” movie and got these bananas.  Thanks to my previous encounter with these things, I now know to eat the yellowish ones first because I’ve come to know the meaning … Continue reading

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UPDATE: Fashionista, I am not…

KJ was leaving for church yesterday when she asked me advice on her outfit.  A simple question, “Is this skirt too short?”  I decided to take the advice of many readers of this blog and gave her my honest opinion, … Continue reading

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I don’t know…

KJ always asks me advice on what she’s wearing before we go out. “Do these shoes match this top?” “How do these pants look?” “Belt or no belt?” And every time, I literally respond the same way, “I don’t know.” … Continue reading

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The Deal (or no deal?)

When KJ and I decided to move in together, we made a deal:  One of us pays ¾ rent, the other pays ¼.  The same person that pays ¾ rent also pays utilities and 1/2 groceries, while the person who … Continue reading

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Morning Booty Workout

KJ works out every morning in tight booty shorts, in front of our big dining room windows, for all the world’s dog-walkers to see. In my mind, our neighbors across the street are throwing daily viewing parties of the event. … Continue reading

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Bananas…

My girlfriend bought 6 bananas, for 19cents each.  3 were slightly green and 3 were slightly brownish/yellow.  For the next few days, I proceeded to eat the slightly green ones.  This led to a fight about me not eating the … Continue reading

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